The Trust for Leverage Beyond Belief requests that the City of Moon Juice allow it rights to expand its growing parking lot empire downtown. Bluffield Worgenstau, the head of a local Neighborhood Association is considering how these developments might affect his prefered parking at the Sunday Banana Market. Says Bluffield, to no one in particular,
"If 100% of the site is used for parking, there will be 350 parking spaces (and 325 of them will be empty)."
"Based on my calculations" Worgenstau considers, sitting in a field of Moon Juice's far-too-green Bananas, "we can expect no angry Banana Merchants. And 350 Moon Juicers to protest."
